This is a precious month, the gateway to summer when you slather on the sun screen and roast as you cook hotdogs on a grill for all the teenagers in the neighborhood.

I hope everyone had an amazing Easter, lots of family and gratitude, joyous singing, and weird painted eggs hidden behind bushes, and will the kids eat them? No breakfast before the hunt, that’s always my best advice and skip the hard-boiled eggs, just little bunny chocolates, preferably solid, not hollow, always a bummer to a kid.

Ides of March are on the 15th to remind you Caesar bit the big one in 44 B.C., assassinated by sixty Roman senators, all garbed in their white robes, soon to be red and white, Roman flip flops, led by Brutus who turned out to be a lousy friend. You can’t help but wonder how much was left of poor unsuspecting Caesar.

Vol. Roses are red, violets are blue No. I bought chocolate and ate it too. Happy Valentine's Day: And what a day it'll be. Did you know that Valentine's Day goes all the way back to Bacchanalian feasts in Roman times?

Did anyone know today, the 14th, is Dress Up Your Pet Day - I kid you not. So, did ya? Prove it if you did, post photos on my Facebook page, the one I like best gets a prize. What prize, you may wonder? Hey, guess.

was just thinking this month is like a downhill ski run, the days don't slow even for moguls, from decorating to mailing off Christmas presents and cards to making the house the ultimate of jolly to basking on the sofa at night in the dark and simply staring at the Christmas tree, all lights and colored-ball garlands, not to mention all the piles of presents stacked up.

Yes' I know' the year 2025 is winding down faster than my former ancient Timex that finally begged me to set it free into the Timeless universe. Now my wrist supports an iWatch or Apple Watch if you want to get persnickety and yes' I’d kill for it' it’s my phone' my workout' my direct connection to aliens on Alpha Centauri' it does everything but make mousse.

It's the middle of the month and if you haven't got your skeletons and pumpkins and black witch hats out then you're going to get a visit (or several) from the Halloween Minions who, I'm told, really enjoy scaring the crap out of you when you least expect it, if you deserve it. Go get with it, people.

Right off the bat, (oops, should be right off the pigskin), kudos to Josh Allen, QB of the Buffalo Bills – pulled out a win in the last three minutes of the game against the Baltimore Ravens this past Monday Night – Naturally, I’d turned it off because the Bills were losing by eleven points so why continue the torture?

Hi Guys: Already closing in on September and that is fantastic, sort of like Christmas, if you have children and -- wait for it -- they’ll be off to school and you’ll have a reasonable life once again. For those of you who are retired, your life will continue to be nirvana and isn’t that wonderful.