Would you believe I was idiot enough to bet my only copy of THE LAST SECOND on a pool game? Yeah, I lost, but I can win it back if I can sink the 8 ball. Hmm – isn’t that battalion of pool balls blocking the hole illegal? Or just plain rude?
The only bummer? I had to read THE LAST SECOND to Clothilde (the fertility statue and goddess of the waterfall) because she was afraid she’d get it wet. I do know what she yearns for -- my moose slippers and my lipstick, only in a more earthy shade, and my Warriors jacket. (Hang that one up, Clothilde.)