T-5 No. 5
You won’t believe it, but some malcontent reader tried to nab my brand-new copy of THE LAST SECOND, so to make sure this can’t happen again, I’m staying with my car (Charlotte), ready to dive through the sun roof and speed away if another miscreant no-goodnick reader comes after this gorgeous specimen. Oops, I forgot to take off my moose slippers.
No way are you going to make away with my copy, so -- Order Your Own Everywhere in the known universe and avoid temptation.