It's the middle of the month and if you haven't got your skeletons and pumpkins and black witch hats out then you're going to get a visit (or several) from the Halloween Minions who, I'm told, really enjoy scaring the crap out of you when you least expect it, if you deserve it. Go get with it, people.

Right off the bat, (oops, should be right off the pigskin), kudos to Josh Allen, QB of the Buffalo Bills – pulled out a win in the last three minutes of the game against the Baltimore Ravens this past Monday Night – Naturally, I’d turned it off because the Bills were losing by eleven points so why continue the torture?

Hi Guys: Already closing in on September and that is fantastic, sort of like Christmas, if you have children and -- wait for it -- they’ll be off to school and you’ll have a reasonable life once again. For those of you who are retired, your life will continue to be nirvana and isn’t that wonderful.