Once upon a time I was standing in my moose slippers in front of my incredible kingdom, balancing THE LAST SECOND on my knee, wearing a shirt of many colors Why? You may wonder...
Would you believe I was idiot enough to bet my only copy of THE LAST SECOND on a pool game? Yeah, I lost, but I can win it back if I can sink the 8 ball. Hmm – isn’t that battalion of pool balls blocking the hole illegal? Or just plain rude?