Yes' I know' the year 2025 is winding down faster than my former ancient Timex that finally begged me to set it free into the Timeless universe. Now my wrist supports an iWatch or Apple Watch if you want to get persnickety and yes' I’d kill for it' it’s my phone' my workout' my direct connection to aliens on Alpha Centauri' it does everything but make mousse.

It's the middle of the month and if you haven't got your skeletons and pumpkins and black witch hats out then you're going to get a visit (or several) from the Halloween Minions who, I'm told, really enjoy scaring the crap out of you when you least expect it, if you deserve it. Go get with it, people.

Right off the bat, (oops, should be right off the pigskin), kudos to Josh Allen, QB of the Buffalo Bills – pulled out a win in the last three minutes of the game against the Baltimore Ravens this past Monday Night – Naturally, I’d turned it off because the Bills were losing by eleven points so why continue the torture?

Hi Guys: Already closing in on September and that is fantastic, sort of like Christmas, if you have children and -- wait for it -- they’ll be off to school and you’ll have a reasonable life once again. For those of you who are retired, your life will continue to be nirvana and isn’t that wonderful.

Amazing July – okay, many of you are enduring summer heat up to two thousand degrees and you’re miserable, your pets are miserable, you’re growling at your spouse and you’re forced to live inside, e.g., Las Vegas. At least in Las Vegas you go into this huge refrigerator and gamble and drink and never ever go outside to melt.