Vol. 673 No. 486

What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has noel.

GREAT NEWS: I sent VORTEX, the 25^th FBI, to my editor last Tuesday. YEA! And guess what? Because I'm certifiable, I've already started writing the 5^th novella in Grayson Sherbrooke's Otherworldly Adventures. Santa should be pleased with me, or give me valium.

NFL Football has gone amazingly well, considering all the pitfalls. Who do you think will visit Tampa for the Super Bowl?

What do Santa's elves learn in school? The elf-abet.

Isn't December a fantabulous month? You've posted so many photos on my Facebook page of your decorations, your beautiful trees, all of them unique, large, small, made of cotton balls, you name it, and baking Christmas cookies -- believe me, even the photos make my thighs pulse.

What's every elf's favorite kind of music? Wrap! (Speaking of wrap, has everyone finished wrapping their presents?)

We're all facing our limitations head on, searching out new and wonderful ways to feel the joy of the season, and make this Christmas memorable and bright for everyone, no matter where they are.

I wish all of you a super safe and very merry Christmas.

Catherine

Joy to the world!	I was guarding them but had to take a nap.