Vol. 111 No. 999
Mountains and snowdrifts bigger than your house were dumped on your heads for MONTHS (many of you wrote me on Facebook) and you were trapped indoors for days, maybe even weeks, had to reread all my books (suck ups), and all you did was whine and I kept telling you, MOVE! Do you think anyone did? Not that I heard. But now it is glorious May -- and guess what? No more frostbite, no more cabin fever, it's getting warm, the sun is shining for all its worth, the kids are nearly out of school (big yea!), and the smile on your face widens each day.