Vol. 111 Number 000
Vol. 338 No. 110
Hello all goblins, witches, Super heroes and their enablers:
I love Halloween even though we've never had a single kid tromp up our driveway in all the years we've lived here. This is because the enabler takes one look at the hill to be climbed and does a fast about-face. This is a huge bummer. However, I always buy candy by the bushel, which means everyone who steps into the house puts on a good four pounds, and enjoys doing it.
Vol. 9 Num. 2
Happy Football Season:
If you do not smile at that greeting, well, then, you're wrong and must change your ways -- beginning on Sunday. I am convinced God created Fall for NFL -- so rip open that bag of thick greasy salty corn tortilla chips, smash those avocados, stir in onions and tomatoes, don't forget the smidgeon of hot sauce and climb aboard your sofa and know that what you're doing is God's will.
Vol. 44 no. 229
Wonderful news: I finished the FBI thriller for next summer -- yes, 2015 -- can you believe that? It's titled NEMESIS -- this title really fits the book. And who is Nemesis? you ask. I'm not going to tell you. Yet.
Vol. 883 No. 003
Happy Summer Solstice:
Guess what? It continues to be gorgeous weather here and if one were an idiot, one could yawn and proclaim boredom. Since I'd not normally an idiot, I'm basking. Lovely tan, the cats are gamboling through the marigolds, the Meyer lemons are busting off the trees.