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November Newsletter 2013

November 2013 Newsletter

Vol. 771 No. 550

Happy Thanksgiving:

What do you think if we simply have Hallothanksmas? That way we could put all the decorations up at once and leave them there for three months. Picture my vulture Brett next to Pilgrim family, the Jawarskys, all sitting in the Thanksgiving hay wagon, parked in front of a gorgeous Christmas Tree with owls on it. What a wonderful image! Okay, write your congressperson, let's make this happen. Since new legislation takes time, do not despair. I believe there are 3, count them, 3, football games on Thanksgiving day and evening, maybe even a late show, so hmm, what's not to like here? Gotta think about this some more. You may weigh in while chowing down homemade cranberry sauce.

October Newsletter 2013

October Newsletter 2013

Happy Halloween:

If you're cold blooded, like moi, then you're not particularly happy about the unacceptable temperatures  in San Francisco. It's now been 6 -- count them -- 6 straight weeks of warm gorgeous weather that's keeping everyone, locals and tourists, in shorts, flip flops and big smiles.  Alas, for the cold blooded among us (who are not addicted to blood except maybe on Halloween), I feel strongly this is meteorological discrimination and thus sucketh greatly. After all, this is San Francisco -- usually the land of lovely cold fog billowing through the Golden Gate throughout the summer. But no, this Indian Summer simply won't go away,  so what's a poor cold blooded, non-vampire to do? If you answer, Stop being an idiot, I will not take it under advisement, so be nice and commiserate even though you're probably smirking.

September Newsletter 2013

September Newsletter 2013

Dear Stalwart Readers:

HUGE BIG AMAZING ANNOUNCEMENT: No more anticipating for any of us, it's finally here: THE FINAL CUT, the first international thriller in my A Brit in the FBI series written with J.T. Ellison, comes out Tuesday, September 17th. If you haven't pre-ordered your copy, you may do so now; after you pre-order you need to enter the exciting sweepstakes to win a gorgeous halo diamond pendant (worth $4,800 ). You claim you never win? Think of it like this: someone will win, maybe it'll be your worst enemy or just maybe, it'll be your mother-in-law and there will be eternal peace in the kingdom. See, only good things will happen. To enter, all you have to do is type in Penguin.com/FinalCutSweepstakes.  Your fingers are twitching,  so pre-order the book and enter the sweepstakes.

August Newsletter 2013

Vol. 007 No. 009

Last month to have crazy vacation fun with your family. School will be starting soon (and all you parents are doubtless very thrilled about this, counting down the days, excited to buy supplies at Target.) About this last fun gasp, though, I recommend you don't go to Paris since for the entire month of August, the French escape the city to go who knows where for their own holiday.
(They probably go to the south of France because everyone in Cannes or Nice are perpetually on vacation.)

July Newsletter, 2013

Catherine Coulter July Newsletter 2013

Thanks to all of you, BACKFIRE, paperback, is #6 its third week on the New York Times bestseller list, about the same ranking on other lists as well. Big yea! BOMBSHELL: Wow, are you ready for this? #5 on the NYT Hardcover Fiction List, #2 on the Ebook list, #2 on the Combined ebook/hardcover List.

June Newsletter 2013

Catherine Coulter June Newsletter 2013
Vol. 007 No. 711
 
Hi Everyone:

Believe it, it's the fricking middle of the sixth month which makes it smack in the middle of the year and nearly the middle of the decade. Phew.

June 2nd - 9th: The Outer Banks, North Caroline (Duck, to be specific) included  38 large and six small, both large and small were well behaved, happy, always hungry, always fed incredibly well, a different family cooking every night, ranging from Brit Yorkshire pudding to Thanksgiving turkey and dressing, to BBQ pork ribs, pulled pork and chicken,  to good old fashioned dogs and burgers to -- well, well, my brain just froze through visualization gluttony.

May Newsletter 2013

Vol 881 Num 114

Hi Everyone:

America's Cup sailboats are strutting their stuff right in front of my house, (well, in the water right in front of my house) getting ready for the big races held throughout the summer and into early September here on San Francisco Bay.

April Newsletter 2013

Catherine Coulter April Newsletter 2013

Vol. 555 No. 000

Happy Post Tax Day:

 THE FINAL CUT, the first thriller in my new A BRIT in the FBI series, is -- ta da -- completely and utterly and for sure finished and into the publisher. Talk about a great book, and maybe even a great movie -- The hardcover, ebook, audio, hieroglyphic, Sanskrit, maybe even sky-written pub date is September 17th, so mark your calendars and take your pick.

March 2013 Newsletter

Not quite the Ides of March yet, which of course, was created by Caesar to remind every Roman to get ready  to render their taxes unto him by April 15th, or else. Isn't it odd how some things never change?

February/March Newsletter 2012

Hello Everyone:

Hard to believe February is gone, simply over never to return. I spent two weeks in Kentucky basically off the planet and out of time, so it passed me right by. I'm back home now, finished doing the editor edit of BACKFIRE (the 16th FBI). So now it's on to the next FBI saga. Unfortunately I can't even remember the half-assed plot I'd started, so it'll be brain rebooting for me.

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