Vol. 338 No. 110
Hello all goblins, witches, Super heroes and their enablers:
I love Halloween even though we've never had a single kid tromp up our driveway in all the years we've lived here. This is because the enabler takes one look at the hill to be climbed and does a fast about-face. This is a huge bummer. However, I always buy candy by the bushel, which means everyone who steps into the house puts on a good four pounds, and enjoys doing it.