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January Newsletter 2015

January newsletter Cats

Vol. 777 No. 113

Happy Super Bowl Sunday:

Prepare for a day of family and comrades with a ton of guacamole/chips, all gathered around the big honker TV, arguing, cheering, groaning, maybe wondering if you should punch out the person who's yelling against your team -- but hey, it's more fun if the group is mixed -- more cursing, more insults, more just plain good times, and maybe a touch of acrimony at the end when the side wins that isn't yours.

December Newsletter 2014

December 2014 Newsletter
Vol 12-25   No. 2-14 (my new birthday)
 
Merry Christmas to one and all:
 

October 2014 Newsletter

October newsletter

Vol. 338 No. 110

Hello all goblins, witches, Super heroes and their enablers:

I love Halloween even though we've never had a single kid tromp up our driveway in all the years we've lived here.  This is because the enabler takes one look at the hill to be climbed and does a fast about-face. This is a huge bummer. However, I always buy candy by the bushel, which means everyone who steps into the house puts on a good four pounds, and enjoys doing it.

September Newsletter 2014

Vol. 9 Num. 2

Happy Football Season:

If you do not smile at that greeting, well, then, you're wrong and must change your ways -- beginning on Sunday. I am convinced God created Fall for NFL -- so rip open that bag of thick greasy salty corn tortilla chips, smash those avocados, stir in onions and tomatoes, don't forget the smidgeon of hot sauce and climb aboard your sofa and know that what you're doing is God's will.

August Newsletter 2014

Vol. 44 no. 229

Hi Guys:

Wonderful news: I finished the FBI thriller for next summer -- yes, 2015 -- can you believe that? It's titled  NEMESIS -- this title really fits the book. And who is Nemesis? you ask. I'm not going to tell you. Yet.

June 2014 Newsletter

June 2014 Newsletter

Vol. 883 No. 003

Happy Summer Solstice:

Guess what? It continues to be gorgeous weather here and if one were an idiot, one could yawn and proclaim boredom. Since I'd not normally an idiot, I'm basking. Lovely tan, the cats are gamboling through the marigolds, the Meyer lemons are busting off the trees.

May 2014 Newsletter

May 2014 Newsletter

Vol. 448 No. 881

Happy May you be happy:

I love Hump Day. Now, forget the camel for a moment: something really cool you want to LOOK AT right this minute: Go to this web site now: http://brendanovak.auctionanything.com  You can bid to have lunch with me in Sausalito (Yep, I'm only paying for lunch, forget the private jet, that's a myth), you can bid to have a lunch with J.T. Ellison and me in San Antonio (again, no jet, probably Mexican) on July 26th and you can bid on my books as well as others and get them autographed. Plus, there's a gazillion other great things you can bid on and ALL proceeds go to support  juvenile diabetes research. So you can get stuff you really like and you earn both virtue and non-sucky karma points.

April 2014 Newsletter

Catherine Coulter April 2014 news

Vol. 330  No. 110

Gorgeous April:

No more melt-in-your-socks deep snow, no more bone-rattling winds, no more stick-your-tongue-to-the- flagpole ice storms,  no more Valentine's Day zero-calorie chocolates -- nope, all gone and now what?  Flowers and bright sun and stray thoughts of wild and crazy things you wouldn't tell your mother even now -- it's Spring and it's time to be thankful and rejoice the sun doesn't go down until after 8:00 at night and isn't that wonderful? And to top it off chocolate Easter bunnies are at this very moment hopping out of the forest headed for your basket -- we're talking solid chocolate here, not those wimpy hollow bunnies.

March 2014 Newsletter

March 2014 Cats

Vol. 773 No. 444

Happy St. Patrick's Day:

      So who actually drinks green beer, eats green mashed potatoes,  and sticks on tattoos of shamrocks all over their body? Or leprechaun tattoos on the butt? If you say yes to any of these, I will send you the Irish Wonker Fairy, maybe you two can out-green each other. (The IWF loves green toenail polish, just a heads up.)

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