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June Newsletter 2015

June Newsletter 2015 Cats
Vol. 771 No. 995
 
Happy Summer Solstice:

Isn't it grand? We're all playing volleyball outside at ten o'clock at night. I love the summer solstice, but the very next day, I swear you can feel it in your bones that the day is shorter.  So enjoy the glorious long days before the 21st. And don't forget your wild and unbridled pagan solstice dance.  Consider not doing it solo.

May Newsletter 2015

Catherine Coulter May Newsletter

Vol. 111 No. 999

Glorious May

Mountains and snowdrifts bigger than your house were dumped on your heads for MONTHS (many of you wrote me on Facebook) and you were trapped indoors for days, maybe even weeks,  had to reread all my books (suck ups), and all you did was whine and I kept telling you, MOVE! Do you think anyone did? Not that I heard.  But now it is glorious May -- and guess what? No more frostbite, no more cabin fever, it's getting warm, the sun is shining for all its worth, the kids are nearly out of school (big yea!), and the smile on your face widens each day.

April Newsletter 2015

April 2015

Happy April:

Are you ready for this?  I've started on the 20th FBI book -- huge gasp and frozen disbelief (no, that was the ice cream brain freeze). Hard to believe The Cove came out in 1996, when I'd just turned sixteen and tried to talk my parents into piercing my nose.  Yeah, that's a big whopper.

March Newsletter 2015

March newsletter cats

Vol. 666 No. 991

Did everyone survive the Ides of March?

No, the better question is, are you surviving Daylight Saving Time? Who would like to move to Arizona this time of year where they don't have DST, and all is normal and pleasant and you don't wake up in the bottom of a witch's cauldron, having lost an hour of your life, not to be returned if it so happens you croak before things return to normal in the Fall? But football surely will resurrect you. Trust me on this.

February Newsletter 2015

February newsletter cats

Vol. 552 No. 003

Happy Post Valentine's Day:

Hope you got indulged with chocolates and flowers to your eyebrows (all genders) and the consequences to chocolate and flowers were positive, more importantly, wild and fun, maybe a swinging chandelier part of the festivities.

January Newsletter 2015

January newsletter Cats

Vol. 777 No. 113

Happy Super Bowl Sunday:

Prepare for a day of family and comrades with a ton of guacamole/chips, all gathered around the big honker TV, arguing, cheering, groaning, maybe wondering if you should punch out the person who's yelling against your team -- but hey, it's more fun if the group is mixed -- more cursing, more insults, more just plain good times, and maybe a touch of acrimony at the end when the side wins that isn't yours.

December Newsletter 2014

December 2014 Newsletter
Vol 12-25   No. 2-14 (my new birthday)
 
Merry Christmas to one and all:
 

October 2014 Newsletter

October newsletter

Vol. 338 No. 110

Hello all goblins, witches, Super heroes and their enablers:

I love Halloween even though we've never had a single kid tromp up our driveway in all the years we've lived here.  This is because the enabler takes one look at the hill to be climbed and does a fast about-face. This is a huge bummer. However, I always buy candy by the bushel, which means everyone who steps into the house puts on a good four pounds, and enjoys doing it.

September Newsletter 2014

Vol. 9 Num. 2

Happy Football Season:

If you do not smile at that greeting, well, then, you're wrong and must change your ways -- beginning on Sunday. I am convinced God created Fall for NFL -- so rip open that bag of thick greasy salty corn tortilla chips, smash those avocados, stir in onions and tomatoes, don't forget the smidgeon of hot sauce and climb aboard your sofa and know that what you're doing is God's will.

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