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February 2016 News

Febvruary News Cats

Vol 111 no. 997

Happy Mid-Winter to all of you who are freezing your patoots off.

Shall I make you want to shoot me? It's 75 degrees right outside my front door, a lovely breeze is coming through the windows, a full sun hangs in the sky with lacy clouds waltzing by, and it's a three-hour drive to Lake Tahoe to magnificent skiing. As Sheldon says, neener neener . You're in New York and you say it's 1 degree right outside your front door? Would you believe me if I said I feel your pain?

Catherine Coulter January 2016 Newsletter

January Newsletter Cats

Vol. 886 No. 330

Yep, it's 2016, no way around it, no going back, and isn't that just like Time? Always moving in only one direction regardless of what you want. So you survived Christmas and New Year's Eve and like an intelligent being you watched that shiny ball drop at midnight on the 31st to the accompaniment of a million + voices shouting the countdown. Then you took yourself off to bed, with only one glass of champagne swimming around in your blood stream. Well done.

December Newsletter 2015

December Cats

Vol. 77 Number 49

Merry Christmas One and All:

November Newsletter 2015

November 2015 cats

Vol. 449 No.  118

Hi Guys:

Merry Thanksgiving to all of you. Yes, it's true, I admit it: we've already started decorating since Christmas parties begin the first week in December.  But, listen, I love Thanksgiving, so all the Thanksgiving decorations are up until Black Friday. (Can somebody tell me why it's called Black Friday? I know what BFF means, but BF? I really don't think they're related but I could be wrong.)

October Newsletter 2015

October newsltter cats
Vol. 535  No. 912
 
Hello, Treaters:

Who wants toilet paper draped all over their outside bushes? Or washable bright purple paint tossed on the white garage door, or Cleo and Eli dressed in Frankenstein and Igor costumes? (Peyton is the original Cheshire cat, curling whiskers in a fat grin, and he's too fast for the tricksters to catch.)

August Newsletter 2015

August 2015 Newsletter Cats

Vol. 39 No. 416

Hello Sun-Worshipers:

Thank all of you for plunking down the precious bucks for NEMESIS  (if you also read it, you are indeed a worthy person).

POWER PLAY in paperback required less of a plunk, but, thankfully,  both thrillers stayed on the bestseller lists for a good long time.  I'm deeply grateful.

July Newsletter 2015

July 2015 Newsletter Cats

Vol. 88 Num. 66

Dear Reader:

What a month! Right now I'm feeling like a lame nag who's run too far too fast with too few oats in the trough. Nashville, New York, publication of NEMESIS (It's doing very well, thank you ) and publication of the paperback Power Play (it's also doing super well, thank you), preparing for the launch of my first novella, The Strange Visitation at Wolffe Hall (Historical Romance -- yea!) PLUS, I'm smack dab in the middle of writing the 20th FBI thriller with Savich and Sherlock.

June Newsletter 2015

June Newsletter 2015 Cats
Vol. 771 No. 995
 
Happy Summer Solstice:

Isn't it grand? We're all playing volleyball outside at ten o'clock at night. I love the summer solstice, but the very next day, I swear you can feel it in your bones that the day is shorter.  So enjoy the glorious long days before the 21st. And don't forget your wild and unbridled pagan solstice dance.  Consider not doing it solo.

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